Ship Layout
Ship Layout
Infirmary
This incredibly elaborate doctor's office offers miracle cures from all over space and time, everything from Aspirin to boring holes in your head to let out evil spirits. Whatever level of medical care you're comfortable with, our ship will be happy to provide! Doctors, nurses, psyche majors, shamans, and healers, are all welcome to apply for positions and may even be given their own office for those who desire specialized care. In the center of all the medical facilities is the great reconstruction device which will bring back to life any passenger or crew that dies while traveling on the ship or to any world visited. It takes the machine one hour to fully reconstruct a character, so please don't make a habit of dying on us. Repeated deaths will require a character to visit one of our psychiatric specialists to make sure they are OK.
(Positions always Open)
Gift Shop
When the Relation Ship visits different worlds there will be all sorts of memorabilia and knickknacks from those worlds in the gift shop, available for purchase by use of the given world's currency.
(Position Open)
Poop Deck
Not to be confused with a deck for pooping, the poop deck is the top most portion of the ship where the starlight restaurant, the starlight pool, and starlight lounge are all located. There are also washroom facilities, so please keep any poop jokes there.
Starlight Pool: This pool like most parts of the poop deck has a ceiling that is completely see through, letting natural starlight illuminate the entire setting during the night time hours. During the day, an artificial sun and blue sky are superimposed with fluffy white clouds for an always perfect day at the pool.
(Positions Open)
Starlight Restaurant: This restaurant is the perfect place for a date, or just enjoying a meal with candles under the starlight. The menu is much more restrictive than room-service, but our staff can ensure the best quality you'll find anywhere on the ship.
(Positions Open)
Starlight Lounge: This classy bar is a great hot spot for singles and nearly any drink is served here upon request. The ships entertainers will usually perform here, or at Loretta's nightclub.
(Positions Open)
Nude Deck
Definitely not to be confused with the poop deck, or any other deck for that matter. This level of the ship is completely clothing optional, there are cabins here for residents who wish to remain in the buff 24/7, and its very own dining area that is thoroughly sterilized every hour on the hour. Remember that just because someone is nude on this deck, does not mean they are giving you consent to touch them!
Loretta's dance studio
The dance floor is wooden, smoothly grained pine. The ceilings are arched, with natural acoustics to allow music to blast through the crowd. A circular stage at the end of the room allows for the instructor to be viewed by all.
By day, it is a dance studio, the mirrored walls reflecting the students attempts at dancing whenever a class is come.
By night, the darkened room is easily converted into a night club - the stage becomes a platform for DJs, the mirrors reflect multicolored lights, and the floor... well, it's already a dance floor.
Kitchens
These state of the art kitchens are capable of cooking and preparing food from anywhere in the cosmos out of just about anything. Some guests have special needs and a special set of cooks will see to these needs. (Here's looking at you Hannibal Lecter) With that said, you can feel free to get hunting licences in many of the worlds the ship travels to, and bring back what you catch to the kitchen to have it cooked, or prepare it yourself. If you want to have a meal prepared by a specific chef, not to worry! Thanks to our latest time warping technology, we can have your order given to the chef at a different hour than when you ordered it, and have it delivered to you within seconds!
(Positions always open)
Greenhouse
The ship has massive farms with artificially simulated sunlight for crops, livestock, and air supplies. We are always looking for farmers who'd like to lend a helping hand during harvest seasons, and with each world visited, different kinds of crops may get introduced.
(Positions always open)
Cabins
Each Cabin can be customized by its residents to have sizes varying from a small warehouse to a cubicle for a mouse. There are a series of standard layouts for residents who do not wish to customize their room, or don't have the technical savvy to customize their room. These cabins are your new homes away from home, so any form of decorum inside of them is considered acceptable. Be warned that if you go into a passenger's cabin, security officers take no responsibility for what may happen to you inside. If a passenger has gone into another passenger's cabin, and has not left within 48 hours, a courtesy room-service bot will be sent to check if both passengers are okay and escort any passenger held there against their will.
Security Command HQ
This is the hub for all security rooms on the entire ship, where security officers can watch various parts of the ship on camera, and monitor situations. Remember to refrain from any thefts, murders, or assaults while on this ship unless you want ship security potentially knocking at your cabin door. (Criminal characters are still encouraged to play and try to steal, assault, or murder things, just be sure you okay it with another player and let a security officer know if you want your character caught!)
(Positions always open)
Locker/Dungeon/Vault
The Relation Ship has many of the universe's most high tech locking and safety mechanisms in the world. High problem guests are sometimes locked in cells down here, or valuables and impounded vehicles can also be found in this labyrinth of locked doors, cells, and filing cabinets. The security officers of this ship are also tasked with overseeing the protection of these vaults. This elaborate and decorative dancing hall is designed after a late renaissance French ballroom, with crystal chandlers, golden archways, and a majestic mural on the ceiling depicting a majestic mountainside in late summer. This ballroom may be reserved by characters for special occasions and is the location for many of the ships sponsored events. This massive stadium hosts events from football games, to gladiator duels, to pokemon battles, all your sports needs can be fulfilled at this high tech, ever changing field of challenge! If you want to duke it out without messing up your cabins, then feel free to take it to the Grand Arena! There are private dueling rooms for one on one matches without an audience, and of course the grand arena itself for our biggest contests! Make sure to reserve a time slot a week in advance for large scale events, and be sure to make your time in the arena amazing! (Positions Open) Connected to the grand arena is a place where all manner of athletes and fighters can get in shape! This state of the art facility has everything the heart could desire when it comes to getting physically fit. Whether it's simple dumbbells and punching bags that can withstand mortar rounds, to treadmills, fighting simulations, obstacle courses, jungle gyms, combat droids of varying difficulties from 1 to 10, and so much more! It is a veritable playground of potential, but also has a serious side to it. There are pools, hot tubs, baths, and showers, for men, women, or mixed bathing! So come on down, work up a sweat, and burn off some of those holiday calories! (Positions Open) Not everything is fun and games 24/7, and some of you adults may have decided to bring children with you that still need to be educated. Perhaps you want to apply for a job on the ship, but you're simply not qualified? Perhaps you want learn simply for the sake of learning! Not to worry, Professor Happy and his staff of teachers is here to help! Whether it's geometry, history, creative writing, blacksmithing, cooking, martial arts, law enforcement, or pokemon battling, we have courses for you! (Positions always open) Do you want to add or create a location? If you play a crew member of the ship, then just submit a suggestion below as well as a description for your location! If you would like to apply to become a crew member, feel free to do so! If you would like to add or create a location without being a crew member, please give a detailed explanation as to why you would like to see this location added, and what benefits it would have to characters other than those you play.Grand Ballroom
Grand Arena
Grand Arena Gym
Professor Happy's School Rooms
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Cinema / movie theatre